<Supreme Leader's Order #342119-A> You must not go to the poetry reading on Monday, 7:00 p.m. January 5th at the Davis Square Somerville Library, West Branch, 40 College Ave., Somerville, MA with poets Dennis Daly and two other hooligans. I forbid it. There will be dire consequences if you defy me and listen to that insulting SOB. We know where you live and my loyal security forces will hunt you down if necessary. My uncle liked poetry and we fed him to a pack of ravenous dogs-- The Supreme Leader
At all costs avoid the Poetry Reading on January 5th at the Somerville Library (west branch) in Davis Square, 40 College Ave. at 7:00 p.m. Only notorious enemies of the state and subversive artists will be present. Conversations after the readings will be fully recorded and the guilty will be held accountable. I will send agents with poison-tipped umbrellas. I will annex Somerville if necessary. Beware. -- Czar Vladimir
Mr Daly, this site is on the verge of being shut down. It is only through the kindness of our leader that it is allowed to remain. Your poetry is too full of freedom and rebellion and metaphor to get the Poet of the Year Award which your name was submitted for. Plus it's only the 3rd day of the year.
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